Monday, February 25, 2008

And the Wiener is...

My favorite moment in last night’s Academy Awards was the victory of Glen Hansard and Marketa Irglova, the two young singer-actors who charmed the shit out of everyone in the low budget Irish love story “Once.“ They won their “Best Song” Oscar for one simple reason: it was a great tune and they were so damn good in that movie that nobody could deny them. My second favorite moment was when Marion Cotillard won “Best Actress” for “La Vie en Rose” for giving one of those transcendent movie performances that are so great, they’re sort of impossible to explain. Neither of these victories was a shoo-in and that’s why award shows are occasionally so great. Sometimes people win because (intentionally or unintentionally) they actually made a little art.

Generally, my feeling about award shows tends to vary depending on how my own career is going. During good years when I’m busy, I tend to like them. They’re pretty and shiny and the people are so gorgeous. Occasionally (like last night) justice is served and I love it when they give awards to old people. That always makes me cry. However, during my not-so-good years when I’m “underemployed,” my attitude tends to be a bit more cynical and (let’s be honest) snarky. But mostly, my relationship to awards shows has been like that of an amateur astronomer gazing at a distant universe, far, far out of reach.

Then in the fall of 2006, something happened that brought me unexpectedly into the orbit of a major award show. Quite out-of-the blue, I was cast in a reoccurring role on a popular TV show. Not only was the character brilliantly written, but I had a field day playing him and the viewers dug it. Suddenly, there was “Emmy talk” in the air. At first, I didn’t believe it. But soon, I couldn’t leave my house without being accosted by rabid fans. Letters from strangers started arriving at my home. I signed my first autograph for a woman named “Vera” in front of the Arclight. In no time, I had an agent. Then a manager. A dear friend became my publicist. Suddenly, I was attending swanky show biz events in a rented tuxedo. Each week brought more TV, radio and magazine interviews. I was even the grand marshal of a parade. It seemed everywhere I went someone was asking about my inevitable nomination and probable win.

In the glare of the spotlights, I managed to maintain a reasonably humble demeanor, but secretly, down deep inside, all I could think about were the people who had been such shitheads to me in high school. Since they were probably too fat by now to leave their trailers, it seemed like a safe bet they would all be home watching the Emmys. Nasty little digs started to work their way into my imaginary acceptance speech. Before long, without my truly knowing it, I began to believe that come September I might very well hold the golden statuette in my hands. I even cleaned off a shelf in my office where I felt it (and all my future awards) would look very nice indeed. The afternoon before the nominations were to be announced, my good friend the publicist called to check my availability to give interviews the following morning. I assumed this meant that I should have some clever sound bites ready for the gang at “E.T.” and “Extra.” No sweat. Then the next day arrived. The nominations were announced. And my name was not on the list.

I felt disappointed and embarrassed. Not by anything I had said or done. But by what I had thought and felt. It’s no secret that everybody in this business takes a few gut punches along the way. Let’s face it. It’s not always easy to justify to your family, your landlord (and sometimes your agent) why exactly you’re in this business. I don’t know many creative people who don’t fuel their professional lives with the hope that maybe tomorrow (or next year) things might improve a bit. Truthfully, the golden statuette isn’t really the dream. The flow is the dream. The river running toward us for a change. The calls coming in. The chance to put your small, individual stamp on something. To ride the wave - just long enough to make up for all the years of struggle. The award is just a golden doorstop; a prop that might keep the gates of Xanadu open a little bit longer. And that’s not such a terrible thing to hope for. Not really.

Shortly after I wasn’t nominated for the Emmy, I went back to my high school reunion where I found that my former classmates were not in general a particularly obese crowd. None of them were living in trailers (at least not at present). They were, in fact, nice, kind people with jobs and lives and children. They didn’t seem to particularly care whether or not I had been nominated for an Emmy. They just seemed happy for me and genuinely excited to have seen somebody they went to high school with on TV. It was a nice evening. We chatted. We drank some punch. We looked at pictures of their kids. And at the end of the night, they gave out awards. And I won one! I took home a bottle of wine for being the person who had “traveled the farthest” to attend. It sat proudly on my “awards” shelf for several months until one night when I needed an emergency bottle of red for a dinner party. The product of a somewhat lesser-known vineyard in Ohio, it was surprisingly delicious, boasting a full, rich body, reminiscent of lifetime achievement while at the same time, retaining a subtle hint of victory in every satisfying sip.

Copyright 2008 David Dean Bottrell


karen said...

Loving hearing your voice since it's so difficult for either of us to cross the freakin' 110 freeway. Can I just gripe for one very last short moment about the weiners? Didn't just the opening monologue of Michael Clayton kick Juno's ass out of the park? My two cents.

David S. said...

As one of your classmates, I am indeed genuinely excited that you are in the movie and TV business. You were a "starving artist" for quite a few years, and now it looks like you're finally doing something you love and making some money at it too. So am I, and so are a number of people I talked to at the reunion. I am genuinely excited for all of us who are finally leading decent lives after a lot of years of struggle. (Although it would have been pretty darn cool to see you win an Emmy!)